he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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