They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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