: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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