He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize