I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Randomize
