It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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