You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
You smell like a Billy Joel song
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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