Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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