dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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