i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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