life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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