I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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