I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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