What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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