where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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