No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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