Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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