i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
They should really pass out barf bags in church
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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