i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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