i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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