This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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