So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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