that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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