I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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