break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
How external is "for external use only"?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Randomize
