I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Randomize
