Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Randomize
