Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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