apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
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