So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Randomize
