brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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