This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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