I want to make a zoo with you.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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