carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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