The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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