Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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