I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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