Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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