Your tits are I can't wait for
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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