Well apparently he's into motor boating.
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
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