so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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