Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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