nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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