i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
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