oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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