I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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