I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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