its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
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it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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