Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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