Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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