How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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