I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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