i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Randomize
