Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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