My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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